no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
He looked me in the chest and said "I think I was visited by the titty fairy last night"
Who is John, and why is his named carved into our toilet?
Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
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this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
There's a knife in my toilet. And I meant to ask you last night if you got a hair cut?
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
Things were easy when he was just a penis. Now he's a penis with feelings.
I'm getting married
To pizza
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I've had sex with three people who have this birthday.
She just kept roaring and saying Katy Perry had nothing on her. Wtf did she take?
He flipped me around so that we could have sex and both watch Die Hard... I think I found my sole mate. Merry Christmas to me!!🎄
How do I send someone an apology text for giving them a lap dance in the middle of a party last night?
we had to invent a new word for how drunk I was last night
I walked into your room and you were wearing party beads, a foam finger, and reading the dictionary. Good night?
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