Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
he just sent me a friend request on facebook. i wish it were physically possible to vomit on him through the internet.
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
I told him that he could only go home with me if he didn't talk or tell me his name
I'm gonna answer everything she says with 'cum on da face' until she breaks up with me...great idea or greatest idea?
we'll go far in life on tits alone.
..But I'm still alive. And thats the main thing
Ok so last thing I remember was hugging a cop while vomiting
It was going great until he started saying "ooh kill em" under his breath with each thrust
I feel like captain Morgan put his peg leg up my ass
Sometimes you have a glimmer of a heart and then I immediately remember you are dead inside.
About 98% sure I just walked by some dude jerking it in the library. I'm guessing his college experience isn't going as planned
I'm pretty sure I just orgasmned my way out of paying for that weed
If my body were a person, it would be beating the shit out of me for what I did to it last night.
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