where are you
in your bedroom
how did you get in
your wife…
WTF
That's why you don't touch shit after fingering somebone
We're so high we're finding things in the room to build a submarine with. So far we have two cardboard boxes, a piece of wood, puffy paint, and an empty bottle to use as a periscope.
It's Monday. What a great day to start the weekend on the week of st. Patricks day
He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
what part of "i slept with our hot teacher" are you not excited about?!
the part where you beat me to him
fair enough.
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
We found her on the trampoline. She told us she was jumping so she could puke & rally. I think I want to marry her.
He's just a really nice guy who stuck his tongue in the wrong place.
Also, that dude projectile vomiting all over the living room was the perfect distraction for me to swipe the booze and run.
Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
Sara can't come to the phone right now. She's currently having an in-depth conversation with a flower pot.
I can't wait to get to LA so I can punch her in the face
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
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