I believe that I finger-banged my way to the top of the corporate ladder.
No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
Let's have a moment of silence for the guinea pig that drunk chick threw out our window.
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You spent about half an hour trying to convince me that mesh condoms were a good idea.
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
2nd fun fact: he has a square tan line around his dick.
But apparently I got kicked in the head by a stripper at some point
You were crying and singing wanted dead or alive while trying to eat cold soup, I think that pathetic is an understatement
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my mom called me mid shot and i accidentally answered and kept calling her my own name. somehow i thought that would help the situation.
There were grown college boys running around north campus in capes with nerf guns. If security were to be called I think they would just give them more beer.
Did you drink ALL that 151??
No. We drank all the jaeger... Then used the 151 to start the fire. We're also out of paper towels... And your hairspray is flammable.
After the keg stand you collapsed, hit your head on the floor, started seizing and after 20 seconds got back up and said "hah, I remember my first beer"
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
I washed my sheets. I did out of respect for my previous and current sexual partners.
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