your thong is hanging out like whoa
shes the kind of girl i dont like to talk to unless my penis is in her mouth.
My grandma had to be escorted out by police.
pretty sure I offered to blow her dad. she's not speaking to me & he won't stop winking at me.
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Just so everyone's clear, it was already on fire when I got there.
Just got a free shot w my beer...it's not quite 11am yet...I love international travel. These people aren't judgmental.
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
Jacked up my neck and shoulder hanging on for dear life while I rode him like a boss. Plus my house smells like broccoli, bad! How's YOUR morning?
That's why we don't trade sex for Taco Bell. It's called the dollar menu.
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There arew tilmes ina man's life when christmaas. THerew are times in a man's lfie when drunk texts from a bathrom hyufgirto. So, you know, merry chriastmans.
That's so awful of me. Instead of comforting her I masturbated in front of my ex-boyfriend.
I'm drunk listening and crying to Selena. How's your Monday?
It baffles me why I still wear white underwear...
I am a taco. I am also really high.
I've always seen you more as a chimichanga.
I just got a handjob in the back of an Uber while a large German dude and a Midwestern fuck-boi sang along in falsetto to the Bohemian Rhapsody.
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