you tried to do a keg stand and ended up flipping over it and onto the table
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
yesterday, he said he didn't trust me around his daughter because "if she was wrapped in rolling paper u'd smoke her." yup.
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I think I just need to get a pillow shaped like a toilet seat.
Actually I think I might be dying right now so if I do you have to drink all my vodka
You're so demanding.
I have come to realize that my purpose in life is less musical and more as a filter of alcohol into water.
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
Lesson: Never rollerskate with a 40 in your hand unless you have a destination.
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Saw the same Luigi I hooked up with last Halloween. Still in his same Luigi costume and scruff that hurt my face
I threw up this morning to Silent Night playing in background. It was actually quite soothing.
The porch is breathing.
STAY OUT OF MY SHROOMS YOU CUNT
He then used a box cutter I keep in my car to open the plan b. Who says chivalry is dead?
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
i smell like vinegar and tequila i can feel the old people behind me judging
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