Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
It's like sexual therapy. We hooked up. And now were talking about our recent breakups.
Emoooo
Was it a mistake telling him I couldn't get the abortion until I was 2 months along on the first date?
Did you just see the Batmobile???
Y'know, without the cops, it would've just been us daydrinking,
I got kicked out of an open bar wedding reception. The bride "felt threatened" by my presence. Not my fault she's ugly
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
I'm eating those little wheels of cheese and watching storage wars, this is the opposite of sex.
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
yeah im watching him make his speech now. cant take him seriously tho. hes talking about funding for education and all i can think about is how ive seen what he looks like wearing womens underwear...
I'm like bob the builder except I'm fixing boners.
FYI brushing your teeth & taking off your makeup does not erase the shame from the night before
Why are you hurting?
Tried to drink all the beer in Nashville last night....failed.
Will exercising make me less horny?
Randomize
