i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
he broke up with me while standing outside, half naked, waiting to fuck him. i feel like a leper right about now.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
I don't know why people felt they couldn't use the toilet with me passed out in the tub. I shut the curtain. It was like being in another room.
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
He's a cat fanatic .. That was not in the fine print when we started fucking
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
I haven't had a normal poop since halloween, we are not mixing vodka and tequila ever again
RESPECT THE VODQUILA
I am not working on the very first day I can throw up alcohol that I legally bought and drank.
I'm really glad I had vomit on my sweater when I met his sister.
I found her outside drinking steak sauce out of the bottle.
I have to sleep with him. We're too much alike. It's like clash of the titans, except instead of clashing, he's putting it in me.
You took the glass microwave plate and said it was the closest thing to a frisbee, let me know how that works out for you
Bro i just made a pipe out of a mechanical pencil and the top to an eye drop bottle. Does that make me some kind of pot god?
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