toast her oven
toast her strudel
inspect her gadget
I dont like him- his parents were home and he hid me in his closet like anne frank
i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
You're earring is so big in my mouth
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
the bride spent most of the night apologizing to people she had punched earlier.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
Denial and avoidance are my survival strategies for 2013.
Denial, avoidance and beer.
I'm so hungover I can't taste anything
Like your dick isn't Beyoncé, it doesn't get close ups
5 seconds ago I had no idea that a fart could travel so fastly thru the tanning bed. I taste it in the back of my neck.
IM FILLED WITH SANDWICHES AND SELF LOATHING
I'm naked and there are two trees and a yield sign
Be right there
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
Saddle up bitches, we're going to an orgy.
Randomize
