I just got fire extinguished by his roommate while we were having sex. That's just taking cock blocking to a whole new level.
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
I can always make him wear a mask... I'll tell him it's a fetish.
Ask him about a girl named Meg then give a disappointed and disapproving face.
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
Itd be like fucking a waterbed thats been locked in a barn for two years.
Where in the FUCK do you get your analogies
Let's be honest, your relationships fail because the man you're looking for is the equivalent of an intellectual blow-up doll.
Bad Decision October is in full swing. I was telling people that "I put on eye makeup today, I'm takin' a dude home with me!".
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
I was looking up travel destinations and somehow I ended up reading Paul's first letter to the Corinthians. I need to start going to church high...
I'm gonna take a nap by the fireplace and pretend like I know what day it is.
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog.
She's still here. My penis can feel it.
Dude, I think she left with some dude like an hour ago
FOUND HER. I swear this thing is like a metal-detector
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
Randomize
