Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
i definitely just woke up with half of a cigarette tucked underneath my balls. Last night must have been interesting
It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
I'm taking her home. She just told a 90 yo woman in a packers hat to "suck her cock".
Im drinking ciroc out of an ice cream cone... my night is going fantastic
The cops walked in and cracked up bec he was passed out on the couch in a pink tutu.
At least your night didn't end with three cops seeing your ass and you sitting on the ground in a wig throwing your shoes at people
Do you understand how hard it is to go down on a guy underwater? Didn't think so....
I just got a lap dance from a sexy cop in return for giving him his sunglasses back. I think this is going to be the beginning of a really great friendship
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
HE PEED ON ME. THE MANAGER OF THE BAR.
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
I come home to my brother mixing skittles and vodka. We're all proud of him.
I’ve chosen to watch a Mercedes station wagon drive around the Austrian in the rain because it’s live sports. If that doesn’t explain 2020, I don’t know what does.
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