And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
can you wear a superman outfit if we ever have sex?
So...i'm having a drinking contest, my right hand vs my left, i have a feeling the 24 pack is gonna win
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
From russia with love. But also with chlamydia.
Didn't get the job. Searched for my references on FB and saw the pic of me weighing my head passed out.
We're like adult pinky and the brain when they decided that taking over the world is unrealistic so they aim lower by trying to get drunk every day.
Well, I washed his beard with dish soap and then I fucked him three times.
He hasn't touched a vagina in two and a half years. THIS IS WAY TOO MUCH PRESSURE TO BE UNDER
I'm recreating the you're a wizard harry video with a guy on snapchat whilst having snapchat sex with another... Adulting is fun
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
I smell like heartbreak.
Tequila and sloppy rebound sex?
How did you know?
Got a $290 noise violation last night for shouting "THE KING OF THE NORTH" til 2 am
I often wonder if we’re introverted extroverts, but I don’t think so. I think we’re just easily tired scumbags
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