I just had sex in the back of an ambulance. Call me.
Then they all walked away with the drinks I bought them, and the fat one slapped me in the face. I left and my car had been towed. Worst night ever.
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
What should I wear?
Uhhhhh...idk? it's a gay bar
I found something that says "i'm here to party, but not fuck guys."
I AM HAVING A WEIRD OUT OF BODY EXPERIENCE. IN CAPS LOCK.
This guy just told me he wanted to bathe in bong water with me and then tried to lick my nipple through my bra. This could be love.
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
I got his number because he was "impressed with how much I could handle"...I was chasing shots with Olive Garden breadsticks...
I told him to come over when I realized that I did have time for a quick booty call before church.
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
Have you ever been so drunk you pass out in the cab and everyone goes inside and forgets about you? I have
not even sure this counts as hungover but like my body can't exist in reality today
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