All of his creepy stalker friends want you too
If a guy called my cleavage "mesmerizing" but is kinda related to me, does it still count?
yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
i was unaware that anal sex sometimes ends with shit on the bed.
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awkward like he asked me out for a "rest of the summer make out buddy" thing and I kind of had a female testicle retreat moment
I swear this girl is like a Cross between Danny Devito and Anne Heche....the Lesbian Years.
i just opened a seperate checking account to keep track of how much i make and spend on our keggers
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
I am going to ride along with a cop tonight so please don't get arrested because that would be super awkward for me.
I'm out of town so we should be golden.
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I happen to have lost a black t-shirt and the volume button from my phone last night. If anyone finds it. You know what to do.
Which one of you drunk assholes put a parental lock on my cable box last night? More importantly, what's the pin? I'm missing the UK game.
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
we're forecasting high levels of inebriation into the evening with dropping temperatures late at night
Well she's 'call Wayne Gretzky a whore' drunk so you tell me.
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