That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
she said "lets play dickbreaker!" and then threw my blackberry at my dick as hard as she could.
She touched you, you're now contaminated for 48 hours. Please watch out for rashes, hives and STDs as she's known to have all three.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
On the quad today: An amish choir singing something weird, and not 30 feet away 3 girls tanning topless. Definition of diversity.
We must be getting old. All of our friends are having kids and they aren't illegitimate.
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
the fact that he forgave me for making out with the bartender is proof that i can fuck my way out of anything.
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
Also, you need to stop getting hammered and taking showers with people.
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
Update: I just threw up in between cars in the parking lot of magic kingdom.
Gary just stuck his dick in his Guinness. I can't even make this up
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
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