Rocking a Headband at the strip club, because of Rock of Love this shit is like their kryptonite, I smell like stripper butter and back child support.
i woke up this morning in my bathroom,naked, with my boxers around my face and puke and shit on the floor and wondering why i didn't have a toenail on my one big toe.
compared to you, a hobo is quite responsible.
He can't get past my hymen. At least that's what he said it feels like.
he just payed for our date, after telling him I was leaving early to meet my fuck buddy. is there something lower than friendzone I can stick this guy in?
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maddie and i have invented a community puke bowl. explanation later
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
Is puking blood really that bad of a sign? Can we pretend this is okay?
It's okay.
Oh, and I'm only keeping her around till spring. Doing the hunt for cunt is too tough in 12" of snow.
I find it very uncomfortable that I need to ask you to stop sending me pictures of your stomach
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Guess who just got caught by mall security having sex in a car in the parking lot... at noon. This chick.
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
just texted my dealer that i could taste the blue but not the cheese. i said i could taste blue.
How high is the bridge and how deep is the water and what are the chances I will get arrested
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
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