He wanted me to blow him while he was playing guitar hero. there will not be a second date
he's a bartender at a gay strip club. maybe he can work his magic. with getting u in, not gay magic.
No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
hey just checking if u still hate me for sleeping with your sister?
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We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
You may or may not of thrown up on your shoes, and you tried to give me a wet willy in my eye.
You asked him for a membership to him and his dick.
Please tell me you've ingested more than weed and Oreos today
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Any day that has a special name thats capitalized means you need to need to call in sick and get day drunk. That's why they are there.
So I feel like I should have had a going away party for your dick. Complete with balloons and cake. Yeahh that's right. I'm gonna miss it.
This 35 year old just told me that he was headed to the dance floor and it was about to get real dangerous......was that an invite?
I had a dream last night you were Aladdin. I think due to me watching 6 hours of Disney movies and the fact you told me you were wearing a vest.
Dreams are coming true for both of us.
George Washington did not fight for our freedom just to have people shit themselves all night
Vacuum the place before you go out of town there are random glitter cocks everywhere
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