is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
What can I say...he's packing some serious heat down there. You wouldn't expect that looking at him, huh?
I guess God knew he was going to be bald...
dude i dnt kno how, but i think theres a tampon in my butt
so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
Have you not heard of Jennifer's supreme lust for William Shatner? She wants to eat Taco Bell off of his love handles
Your expertise in crazy bitches is needed.
I dunno, but she kept buying me shots and asking me to go places with her. oh btw we're signed up to go bungee jumping Saturday
some dude just accurately guessed my height and bra size.. that is cup AND inches around. creepy, yet impressive
I based a lot of our friendship on the fact that I thought you were crying from feeling so sad for me when I got crabs. I'm not sure if we can ever be as close now.
My roommates call me "Queen of the Skanks" I guess that means I've had a successful first month of college.
Nope we are at the ER my brothers crazyass neighbor kinda stabbed him in the neck. He's gonna be fine.
Text me later if you aren't dead and wanna have a drink later
Our breakfast options are microwave popcorn, wavy lays and fireball
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
My ex-wife, who I haven't heard from since the divorce, just Amazoned me cherry flavored massage oil and a rainbow caps with the message "Happy Pride". What's the polite response?
Randomize
