And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
Seriously. Destroy her vagina. Do it like an angry baboon mating with a gentle manatee.
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
It reminded me of the time my mother gave my Bailey's in my stocking when I was 14.
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
The strip club called, they have your shoe.
It's just one of those nights that , as long as you have the drugs, everything is going to be alright.
Looking at an apartment in Houston. It's right beside my favorite bar and the zoo. Best or worst decision?
preface to our conversation: my vagina hurts.
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
well some coke just fell out of my nose in my partners meeting so i'd say my day's off to a fantastic start
I still hate everything and everyone around me. Krampus taught me nothing.
I think the hamburger goblin stole my cigarettes. I left my purse behind her table and they're not in it now.
Apparent my drunk ass was so dedicated to taking a piss, when I walked across the dance floor to get to the bathroom a 9/10 broad tried to dance with me and I just pushed her aside, like hard enough to send her a few feet from where she was standing, pointed at her and said "Not now chief, gotta rock a mean one."
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