addddeeerrraaaallll.
ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
And next time, don't pick a fight with me when you're naked. That's just not fair
And if not, hey- I've never had a restraining order before, so that will be cool
It could be our claim to fame
Done. I'll pack a cooler.
So when I got her home I realized being a lesbian again isn't like riding a bike...
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
hotdog in my bra and i still managed to score. Got a bit freaked when he tried to eat it though. I paid 3 bucks for that fucking hotdog.
Yes. Be the home wrecker you've always dreamed of being.
Because I can't get laid, I'm day-drinking and hunting squirrels in the backyard. You can take the girl out of Montana...
I seriously just caught my Pina colada from falling of a table perfectly facing up. I will now reward myself by finishing this one and then getting my 8th
We just don't discuss our relationships. It's pretty much like we're single no matter what to each other. And I'm okay with that. ¯\\(ツ)/¯
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
It's statistically impossible for there not to be at least one guy sexting you right now
OMG he dropped his pants for me. Granted it was to show me where he got stabbed but still...
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