Do vagina's smell?
terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
I was literally just a half conscious dildo.
at john mayer concert. alone. to many highschool kids. i feel like a drunk chaperone with a pomegranite martini mustache
Dude, the cops never think it's as funny as you do.
What did you wear last night? Because I'm pretty sure there are atleast 4 Facebook statuses about your walk of shame.
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
My dad, when he got home and saw me loading a bowl in the living room: "We have TWO beautiful balconies to get high on and you pick the couch?!"
you peed off the balcony at your sisters and asked someone below to catch it with a cup
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
She made me a smoothie in the morning.. It was vodka and fruit.
literally who communicates this much post-hookup why r u like this
I'm taking pictures of my asshole to send to my boss. This is not what I had in mind the day after thanksgiving.
You know that pill i snorted last night? Yeh, its just hitting me now..... At work
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