Just got my rental car in Iowa...gas is under 2 dollars in des moines...this is not a real state
Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
Apparently everytime he put me down to bed I escaped out the window, I faintly recall climbing into the canoe in the back yard, and air paddling.
your dad just showed up on the golfcart with a keg. i. love. our. neighborhood.
Time for jim to play the "dont seriously consider pooping in the trash" game
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
Winner winner, chicken dinner. I am the sole survivor of the orgy without strep. Or maybe I was the carrier?
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
Just got assigned a beer bong as hw in fluids to demonstrate the inverse of pascals principle. I love this prof
Ya I don't think I'm going anywhere, a cum towel, beer, and Vicodin was just exchanged in our white elephant present game
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
The last thing I remember from that party was me shouting "hold my feet I'm going in strapped like Rambo"
And that is why I love you so much. You have the same cold black heart as me.
Was it a bad idea to have spent all of my tax return on coke?
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