yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
at this rate if someone im actually interested in likes me back im going to die of surprise before i even get to make out with them
My stomach is making the worst sounds, probably because there is nothing but semen in it.
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
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just saw an anti-abortion rally outside of the courthouse...so naturally i tossed them out a coat hanger i found in my car
I thought of you while cleaning the forehead prints off my glass doors.
We have a tower of vodka coming. OF VODKA
Hey guy that stepped on my foot, don't slap my ass to apologize.
I don't think you understand what laundry day means. I am wearing a swimsuit as underwear and my spanish club tshirt from junior high
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
If you want it you better put a ring on it. And by ring I mean one of my three favorite pies.
I've decided that I'm okay with you getting a goat. I have to get over my completely rational fear of goats somehow.
Well the good news is ill probably have my new boobs by the time he sees me naked
Reasonably certain my seventh grade teacher is encouraging me to drop acid on twitter
Just so you know.. If you ever cheat on me, i will cut your dick and fingers off and post them as my cover photo on Facebook. Love you.
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
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