He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
Afterwards she curled up in my dog's bed and slept there all night
How mad was your dog?
Words of Wisdom: ordering a pitcher of whiskey cokes, putting a straw in it, and calling it your drink is not socially acceptable
One night stand!! Now I'm pissing excellence
That burning is chlamydia
I probably shouldn't have slept with him. I feel like that may have given him the wrong idea.
Yeah, well I just made $600 while taking a shut cause two diff clients called while I was in here. Tell me being a lawyer doesn't kick ass.
Has my life seriously led me to day drinking on a Monday the third week of the semester?
It's after 5, it's not day drinking.
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
If I do nothing else today, the fact that I talked you into this is achievement in itself.
Idk dude I just feel kinda weird masturbating in my Obama Biden 2008 shirt...
Showing girls my stab wound was not the brilliant idea I thought it was.
I got horny for like a second but the eggplant snapped me out of it
You'll never fully grasp an awkward walk of shame until you run into his mom while you're trying to sneak out. Then to make matters worse you have to ask her to mover car because it's blocking you in.
and I lost my effing shirt.
You peed in a public fountain and then felt bad so you put dish soap in it; 4 ft tall bubbles.
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
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