scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
Just whacked off in the middle of writing a paper, gave me great ideas. Note, should do this more often.
I woke up and blew hamburger out my nose. That kinda night.
All I really need to know is how to say "where is the bathroom" and "I don't take it in the butt anymore". I think that will suffice.
Human Centipede: The Drinking Game. This is non-negotiable. First one to pass out the rest of us get to FEEEEED THEM!
I pulled some girls weeve trying to pull the stop cord on the bus
I took a cab from the club to the grocery store. I needed peanut butter.
I gave a very stressed out cashier a mini bottle from my purse the day after Christmas. It's what Jesus would have done.
You're a good person. Sharing is caring.
So you're saying you don't want to be with her anymore because she likes sex to much and is just to hot?
Well when you say it that way it makes me sound like an idiot.
You are an idiot.
Like pizza and mermaids make up about 1/3 of my thoughts on the weekends.
my mom just came into my room and handed me a news paper article about women on the verge of a drinking problem... i can already tell its not about to be sunday funday
got the runs at the club last night. wondering when it'll be safe to show my face again.
Tinder has really served to stimulate the number of sex related demons summonings.
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