The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
Just witnessed a fat girl fall off the treadmill, pop a medicine ball, and drink coke out of a water bottle all in one workout.
no, i swear. she uses a huge jagermeister flag as a sheet on her bed.
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
Omg just woke up. 6am. random apartment. broad daylight. bunch of ppl doin coke around me. Theres a bridge nearby. I think my dentist is down the block. Oof.
I just paid a homeless man $20 for the dragon ball Z shirt he was wearing. I need to stop drinking
Apparently suggesting that she was the kind of girl who might be expected to kill someone's pets hurt her feelings...
I'm gonna win the lottery and buy chinchillas and tattoos for everyone
Let me shower first- i smell like sex and rock climbing (not so sure how that happened)
Whatever you didn't send me pics of you topless making bacon
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
He's listening to "my heart will go on" by himself in the living and its not even noon. MAKE IT STOP.
Jesus Christ. Even your cock has to be an overachiever. :-(
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
I hate when pretentious people talk bad ab corn dogs
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