How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
flash back: i gave smirnoff to a group of children at walmart
A stripper just got mad at me for saying goddammit. She's in no position to lecture me on morality
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
I was more concerned about the amount of mcdonalds fries on the floor around me than i was with my lack of clothes.
He just broke up w his most recent gf again, wish I could message her and be like it's not you he's gay.
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
When Vanessa's kindergarten teacher called me in because she was caught with her hand down some boys pants in the bathroom, I knew you babysat last week.
"DO YOU LIKE FLYING KITES" WORKED AS A PICKUP LINE. SUCK IT.
The last thing I remember about last night was guzzling white zinfandel out of the box and eating cheese. And I was thinking OH YOU FANCY HUHHH
Cool. I might be making a sickly but incredibly well dressed wine drunk appearance in a couple hours
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
Don't forget my pants whenever you come over, otherwise we can't get in.
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