He said finals are more important than getting stoned on 4/20. I'm proud in a disappointing kinda way
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
Was I shouting at a fire engine last Friday?
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
I knew as soon as he opened a beer with his teeth to shotgun it that I was going to sleep with him. I'm never going home.
I just ate powdered extacy out of my wallet. I think I might have for a second of my reasonable life been on your level.
If you've ever wanted to get filthy in a Catholic church before 2 on a Wednesday, I might be your guy.
I think I met somebody from your birthday this past weekend. He said I held a push up contest outside the bar and told them I would make out with the winner. He said he won..
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
I'm getting high with a 50 year old car wash guy. Enough said.
He screamed like a woman when he came then proceeded to sing "you [we] are the champion" by Queen. I think I'm in love.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
yep, just sat in the backseat of my car for about five minutes looking for the vodka soaked underwear,when i came to the realization that i really gotta start getting my shit together..
They gave my sperm a pep talk after they found out we were trying.to have.a baby.
My husband is waiting until son is napping and air humps as a seduction tactic. Pray for me.
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