she met some random, took his vcard, peed in his bed, left, and then requested him as her boyfriend on facebook
the cop then proceeds to point out the "proud parent of a dare graduate" bumper sticker and say well i guess it's time to take that off
oh hey summer self, welcome to endless thirsty thursdays and walks of shame.
Met the five year old's gym teacher for next year. He is an old drinking buddy and I used to fuck his older brother. It was like a walk of shame 20 years late.
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There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
walk of shame into the pharmacy with a busted up chin and laughing the lady at the counter rolled her eyes at me when I asked for the morning after pill.
Can I just put my face in your boobs and forget the world?
I started crying then my dog licked his dick so yeah.. Kind of ruined the moment.
Trust me. Drunk Scrabble is not a good idea. Arguments over the legitimacy of the word "Pickle" break out, things are said, friendships are ruined. It's ugly.
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Go have fun. I'm gonna go shower off the regret.
My guy issues hinge on tonight's game. Caps win, it's Dustin. Rangers win, Josh. I even flipped a coin to see who got what team
Alex I've come up with a new medical condition. dick depression. it's a real thing and I have it
It can't be Friday yet, in still getting friend requests of people I don't remember from last weekend
Just puked in a cup. Poured it out the window.
We ran out of vodka, so instead of body shots you wanted to do cupcake shots off her naked body...happy birthday to you.
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