so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
So we were banging and she started puking all over my bed. I'm not sure what's worse, her puking, or that I felt the urge to start singing Flip-adelphia.
Im sick of reading dumb tattoos while having sex
when your friendship is based on dead babies and vodka there is a delicate balance. lesson learned. for what its worth, you are still my number one.
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I told the girl who was peeing in the garbage can she must have had a lot of upper body strength.
these marshmallows taste like mayonnaise. like playing tetris on a gameboy, that's what these marshmallows mean.
She poured a bottle of rum in the champagne fountain, did like 5 jello shots at the same time, then lit herself on fire. Twice. This is how everyone should turn 21.
Ok but if you die you have to get "I should've listened to Mike" carved into your tombstone
Just saw some dude tumble down the stairs of the bar while leaving...fist pump...and then sprint down the road
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i formally give you permission to eat me when i pass out
I have the most nasty and explicit wet dreams of my boss that I'm embarrassed to look him in the face. I'd be pregnant or promoted if he only knew
Hey, I'm off work. Wanna take a metric fuckton of adderall, possibly get daydrunk, and get my hair cut?
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
Hurry up I'm getting mooned by a hobo
You know i love you, but i just cannot fuck you until your eyebrow grows back. It's too hard not to laugh.
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