We're like two naked peas in a sex pod.
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
You kept whispering, no one does me like Jimmy Johns does me.
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
say 'i' if you broke up a fight involving your father at TD bank today....
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
there's a girl on facebook trying to buy me a pizza. I can't say no... right?
Note to self. The tub labelled "not water" does not contain water.
My roomate had an hour long melt down about her life choices not realizing I was in the middle of having sex... So yea it went pretty horribly.
Soooo you know how I said I was trying to be a rational adult? Well that led to me fucking a rational adult today.
Crying into a glass of wine at 10 am isn't exactly how I planned this day to go
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
All I know is that I got to have an orgasm yesterday during sex so nobody can put a damper on my day, NOBODYYYYYY
When God closes one door, he opens up a taller, smarter, more successful door, with a bigger cock and nicer teeth.
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