rhymes with "ouble enetration"
that's an acceptable place to lick
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
He measures volume by how much weed he can put in it and surface area by how many people can have sex in it.
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
Hahaha alright after 5 shots I'm not allowed to touch glass or boys with girlfriends.
Wait, is this the kid that tried catching a bat in your backyard with a flashlight and a ball of tin foil?
CORAL IS FAR MORE RED THAN HER LIPS RED
Oh god you're Sonnet 130 drunk, aren't you.
I just wanted to let u know that I called the taco people and informed them what the fuck is up.
Do I go to spinning class and try to redeem myself from going drunk, or do I wait a week and hope they forget I fell of the bike?
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
Slap a cop in the butt for a felony charge. Check.
How many times have you told me to call 911 this week?
Lol twice
Yo whoever left a thong on the dining room table, first of all get help second of all please remove it now
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