I'm not to broken up about it. Our relationship was worse than a coldplay song.
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
Thats my favorite, when ex girlfriends become XL ex girlfriends
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
is it customary for a bride to wear white even if she's a whore? i feel tie-dye would have been more accurate
Hungover Fun Fact #4: Eating a grilled stuffed burrito WILL make you blow chunks in the ice maker at work.
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
i lost virginity while listening to candy shop. something in my life has finally gone right.
You need to get here now. Before they realize I'm not puerto rican.
It's what America was founded on: former hookups referring you for a job four years later.
Wise words from the guy who drunkenly chipped his teeth on the sidewalk
Crosswalk actually
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
He sent me a blank text message. That's a booty call waiting to happen
I want my tombstone to read "making poor life decisions since 1993"
We had everything under control until this one jackass fucked up. Thanks, Peter.
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