It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
yeah so this exboyfriend of yours reckons you're still together and he punched me in the face cos i slept with you last week. you might wanna have a word with him or at a minimum change your facebook status.
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
He thanked me for being "his little blond pogo stick last night". Good thing?
The bosnian sent me a sext with his dick next to a comcast remote. It went up to the "stop" button. Ironic and appropriate. Grab your remote and imagine it.
You've ruined television for me.
How many times do I have to drunk reject you for our friendship to become awkward? Cause were at 9 as of last night
Yep. It's going to be us, strippers, and drag queens.
A glittery, gay, heavily makeuped, scantily dressed clusterfuck.
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
There's a baby in the strip club. I say again: THERE'S A BABY IN THE STRIP CLUB
Grandma's bordering on serious shit show territory at this point.
I'm so bored I talked to the Bible guys for 30 minutes.
I offered them beer last time they came here bahaha
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
I think someone is dead in a car across the street
Scratch that, dude's getting a blow job
I got pull-out-my-nuvaring-drunk last night.
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