Do you understand how much easier life would be if fannypacks were normal
there's a liquor store near my therapist
i might give it a shot.
He corrected my use of grammar... I think we both know that means i have to sleep with him
SHE WON'T ROUND UP MY GRADE! I have a 79.8% I ONLY MISSED TWO CLASSES!!! ONE WHEN I GOT DRUGGED AND ONE WHEN MY CAR GOT BROKEN INTO!! I'm interculturally competent. I used to date a Italian/Cherokee Indian. I fucked a Palestinian. How much more pro-peace can you get?
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He kept checkin to make sure you were still alive after you passed out on his bed, After like the 4th time he walked back in there you were naked on his bed eating an apple, claiming he needed to be the Adam to your Eve..That drunk..
No. I heard a cover of "my heart will go on". This is not sanity.
I attempted to stand up and was quickly reminded by gravity that I am the universe's bitch right now
which guy lost his keys in my bed this weekend?
I should be a dude... Walking a goat on a rope is a total chick magnet.
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He also told me he would eat mozzarella sticks before having sex with me so I'm mad at him.
This is me trying to take a picture to send to grandma. At 4. We were trying to look sober.
Clearly I'm trying to change the world one fuck at a time
you DO IT for the people
They sent him a photo of me smoking a bong whilst wearing the dinosaur head. I think that's the last we hear of his nonsmoking fitness freak ass 🤷🏼♀️
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
I'm alone, 3 beers in, and cutting tshirts into belly tops.
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