I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
You know your life is awesome when sometimes you walk down the street eating a sandwich and you run into someone you had a threesome with. And not say hi.
i told him i was on my period. he said, and i quote "can we not just lay down some newspapers or something?"
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Well, if your day started with strippers, then we're tied. Otheriwse, I'm winning.
Don't judge me. It was less weird than it sounds when we were in the moment and it was his birthday
Good thing I was dressed to impress in my "I went nuclear on my wings" shirt even the girls are making out and I'm still 7th wheeling it...
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
At some point last night was I riding a garbage can.. Things are starting to come back to me
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She's cheated on every boyfriend she's ever had with the same guy. She's like a slutty yo-yo.
It was really weird walking into a CVS and not going straight to the pharmacy for plan B.
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
I overcharge people for their weed so you can have yours for free, because I care
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
I had to carry him up the hill while he was wearing nothing but knee high socks and a blue glitter sequin leotard.
Why is this not a picture message?
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