So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
I saw an Asian dude carrying a patchwork denim purse get into a car with two rednecks at the grocery store tonight. Imagine what I could have seen if I had actually done something interesting.
Just found a hundred dollar bill on the ground. Hope you're looking to drink tonight
He wrote my name on his dick, took a picture and then said "this has your name written all over it!"
she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
No flamethrowers. That is a direct order.
Currently bleeding through my leggings. Not good. Not good at all.
Hospital.
I am invincible.
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
He won't let me go to the bars unless I can manage to get flip flops on.
Sounds like he's doing this for your own good...
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
Can I pee and smoke my bong at the same time or is that like eating on the toilet
welp,tonight ive reached new levels. by new levels I mean,i showed some guys my boobs for water. on your tab.. the most pointless thing ive ever done. either we should hang out way more,or never again.
I should have known it wouldn’t work. Someone saved in her phone as “Subway Sex” called the week before the wedding
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