How do u get a lost condom out? Like really lost... up there...
"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
Dudes got a Polo tattoo. I don't care if he has a yacht I can't handle that level of gay.
counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
My neighbor Chris is here. I am warning you, he is wearing a kilt I just saw his balls. Be incredibly careful that you don't see what I did.
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
i swear i was one second from getting his number and then the shrooms kicked in
He tried to get me to go back to his place on the condition that he has 6 cats. I was very tempted but I said no. Hoping to go see the cats tomorrow
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
Is it sad that the most attractive guy I've come across in a week that's not my professor is the man doing my pedicure?
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