don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
If I die I am blaming you for not answering to tell me the proper dosage of horse tranquilizers to take
she found out just an hour ago that she might have cervical cancer. either way we're watching 50/50 and taking a shot of patron anytime anyone says cancer.
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My night ended with Em alternately crying and throwing up in the arms of a guy wearing a cutoff and a tiara. I sat holding a garbage can and wine glass full of water wondering how our night got to this point.
Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
So I have a scar from when the stripper tore off my underwear .... Best birthday ever
Apparently I've told this bouncer I stalk him on Instagram 3 times. I should stop drinking. I only remeber saying it tonight. early sign of Alzheimer's
Dude. That Grinch had his priorities right when he was worried that there might be a cash bar at that town celebration.
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I love this text stream: discussing the development of a business model centered around cooking acid to bankroll a yacht trip in Croatia
I am going to go back to drinking and listneing to Hanson now. Maybe crying. Or perhaps Full House reruns
Drunk Sam makes promises that Sober Sam can't keep
It was a blind-side dick pic.
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
Woke up with a pineapple again... where do i keep on getting these ??
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