If the blowjob was before the wedding, we're not technically related, right?
Quick question... Why were there condoms frozen into ice cubes?
i knew you were okay when you wanted to eat in the ambulance
the best sex is "duke just lost" sex.
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And dont forget my 23rd birthday where with no underwear i crawled through the cage of the police car. Dont get drunk be fore you get drunk.
Bible prof is the guy I made out with at the gay bar on the fourth. He doesn't remember.
Cute underage boy is in my house.
OH MY GOD. DON'T DO ANYTHING. WHY IS HE IN YOUR HOUSE.
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
FYI you are now my emergency contact at plan parenthood
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He drove over an hour to get this shit done. I guess i win the golden vagina award tonight
Everyone I slept with in 2016 is getting a Christmas card from me. Because I'm an adult.
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
If you had a good reason for throwing the toaster at the wall, now's a good time to tell someone. My parents are on their way back and you know my dad and his pop tarts.
the yoga instructor with the "dirt" and "roots" tattoos is seriously mother nature. i get my period after ever session i have with her. i'm trippin' balls over it.
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