apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
and then he ordered a "diet and rum" like the most important part of the drink was the diet.
I mean come on, he's the best quarterback in the state and doesn't even know how to put on condom
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Dude, she puked up her Plan B, then reached in the toilet and re-swallowed it. That chick does NOT want a baby
Did you bedazzle the elevator?
finally remembered how I know that chick in my history class. she made and fed me ramen when I was wasted!
Dude you missed it. This guy in the liquor store knocked over a whole display of 5 hour energy with his face.
Just getting in the shower.... found a "great job" sticker stuck to my boob.
So how was your night?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I need a straight guy to pretend to be my boyfriend for 30 minutes so that I can pull off an act of petty vengeance. Interested?
I DONT UNDERSTAND NIPPLES. THEY JUST POP OUT FOR NO REASON
Well somebody's had a rough day, nipple-wise
Oh no. Not her. Her personality clashes with mine in ways that would make me wanna beat myself with a stick.
It's like I'm getting a welcome home parade with sex!
just ran into my father at CVS while buying condoms...he winked at me. I really need to move out of this town.
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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