no you cant smoke seaweed
Class is significantly more awkward when you know that your teacher knows what you look like with your legs behind your head... Just saying.
Bartending School is so much more enjoyable now that I realized I was in rehab at this time last year.
on the brightside, the semester can only get better from getting a dui at 8 am on the first day.
your optimism is becoming unhealthy
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The fairy wings and cowboy hats were not the issue. The bag of cocaine that I held in the air as we drove in the parade might have been.
What shirt can I wear out that says 'I may have a broken arm, but it's not the one I give handjobs with'?
I woke up to the sound of gentle rain, only to realize I was laying under a urine trough in the men's restroom. Fuck you, bourbon. Fuck you.
I had to wash my hair with conditioner because my sister got hammered and gave the dog a 3am sprinkler bath with my shampoo.
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
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I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
I was just shot with a dart gun by one of my coworkers while walking to the printer. Ironically I was printing my resignation letter...
So the 25yr old smokeshow I fucked last night said "Prepare to be disappointed" as he put the condom on. I was. 40 is bullshit.
I am eating a fluff-a-nutter sandwich at the gym right now. I brought vodka too.
Accidentally made a bowl of macaroni and cheese with a bottle of vodka. It's not that bad
"Uno más" are officially my least favorite words in the entire Spanish language.
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