but she was nice to me.
She was a fuckin STRIPPER.
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I thought making out with his sister would be a great way of meeting him. But it backfired.
Sorry about bonging beers with your mom but in all fairness you were late...
I just realised I've never been sober in my apartment
You convinced her to break up with her boyfriend, made out with her all night, got her to buy us all shots then went home with a different girl...
That explains the "i hate you" text. But the facebook deletion is a bit harsh
It's official, no more fat chicks or even close to that, my balls are 2 dimentional
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
All I've eaten today is cookie dough, pecan pie and three shots of jack. Finals week here I come.
ERIN AND I ARE GETTING MATCHING VIBRATORS. I'M PEER PRESSURING YOU INTO JOINING THE CLUB. Besides we're the three best friends that anyone could have, you better not ruin that by being a pussy and not treating your pussy to awesomeness. That is all.
Ugh he's so pretty though. He bit my face at the bar because I tried to steal his ID and I forgave him
i just had to pick up my 18 year old cousin from the police station for hosting a party, and i had to do this stoned wow
the people next to us at the red light cheered for you while you puked out the window...
Rich men love me! I remind them of their trophy wife!!!
Randomize