we're getting ready to take strippers to breakfast. I love my life.
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
imagine if the morning after your status automatically updated with the name of the person you hooked up with
Im dancing with my grandma to Low right now at the wedding. There's no coming back from this.
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i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
i climbed out of the bath tub this morning and found him taped to the treadmill
I passed out with my wizard stick taped to my hands and got woken up being poked with a St. Bernard
Well going home with a Ralph Lauren model helped me get over him real fuckin' quick. Would recommend it for all women going through breakups
I feel like we should build an island for girls that have committed atrocious numbers of unforgivable sins. We'll call it 'whore island' after the anchorman fashion.
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side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
Sometimes I think he has a hidden camera in my vagina so he knows what I'm doing and saying at all times...
MDMA IS GREAT AND YOU WERE THE WORST GIRLFRIEND EVER.
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
I thought my holiday spirit was gone this year until I got banged to Christmas music. It's back.