I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
So Ive decided I have serious issues. Im walking around the school with a bag labeled booze money collecting from people while slightly hungover at 8:20 in the morning, and nobody is questioning me.
I am trying to figure out how to tell this kid i have a boyfriend in a way that still allows me to smoke free weed
There r osticjed everywhere
Just woke up with a blunt in each nostril and a lighter duct taped to my chest...good lookin out
We are winners. And by winners I mean home wrecking sluts
Isn't that what our 20s r for?? Testing the strength of other people's shitty relationships?
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
This is true. I'm still having Jess write "no drugs" on my left hand and "except weed" on my right hand
Having to grow a landing strip to cover the bruises from pole dancing. Thanks for the birthday present, but next time, maybe just a gift card?
The more I piece together last night the more I want to vomit it out of my brain.
You can't Tinder AND have him bring you icecream in the same night. It messes with your vagina.
At the end of the night i was really thirsty and tied to a bedpost
I'm smoking a bowl in my bathtub. I'm meant to be alone.
Why does fireball set life on fire? Your insides, your head, your behavior...
Apparently today is power bottom appreciation day