Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(808): View more from Hawaii

how do you spell 'special'? like slow?

(210): View more from Texas

S P E L L C H E C K

(808): View more from Hawaii

No you dumbass thats not right

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(646): View more from New York

how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?

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(647): View more from Ontario

I thought at least he would want to exchange numbers after he tried to put it in my bum

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(757): View more from Virginia

ejected that DVD during the department meeting.. it was our porn from last night. I have a new nick-name at work.

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(339): View more from Massachusetts

He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.

(1-203): View more from Connecticut

And you didn't burst into flames?

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(904): View more from Florida

Another one? Damn, how many David's is that?

(1-904): View more from Florida

six.

(904): View more from Florida

Oh, I thought it was higher.

(1-904): View more from Florida

No, that would be the Matt's

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(856): View more from New Jersey

I've already come up with two plans that will probably end with me getting kicked out of here. You guys should come faster.

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(603): View more from New Hampshire

last thing I remember is yelling 'sit on my face' through a traffic cone

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(774): View more from Massachusetts

Drunk level: ugly crying in the bar upon discovery of sweet tarts and not smarties.

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