You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
just saw bouncers outside a coffee shop. beginning to question humanity.
I saw an Asian dude carrying a patchwork denim purse get into a car with two rednecks at the grocery store tonight. Imagine what I could have seen if I had actually done something interesting.
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
I have shoes on. No pants. And my jacket pockets are full of ketchup and grass. Yes. Good night.
you woke me up just to tell me that I was beautiful in every way possible. Then you proceeded to fall asleep with your mouth on my boob.
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
I feel like our low point of the night was when we had to start chasing with ice cubes and wheat thins.
You know it's been a rough year when your therapist mouth is just wide open. And I didn't even get to the real issue!
After everything you did, you followed it with "Oh God, that's something a high person would do. But I'm not high." So yeah, you're not getting near my stash again.
He snapchated me a photo of his penis with the caption "it needs a home".
Mid-fucking he screams "YOU CAN'T VOTE FOR TRUMP"
What happened?
Vodka. Vodka happened.
We somehow ended up in Oklahoma. Nick's been crapping for two hours and I'm afraid to call a doctor because who the hell knows what sort of stuff goes down in the middle of nowhere. So not a great long weekend really.
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