How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
i hope the fucking fire crotch burns his mouth
I don't want to smoke with her when she's on adderall. She carved her pumpkin for four hours & didn't say a word.
I should have taken pre-gaming this lunch date more seriously.
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I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
He has an intense fear that my cat will attack his balls while we're fucking
The walk of shame out of a freshman dorm isn't so bad when you're 25, nobody questions you because they think youre gonna bust them for having weed
Being at this stripclub only reinforces how single I am. And I was *just* becoming okay with that.
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
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In my drunk state I was like I ONLY HAD SEX WITH SOMEONE ELSE BECAUSE HE WAS THE HOTTEST GUY IVE EVER EVEN SEEN
So I was putting on a condom and looked to my right to not make eye contact, she said did you just look at the American flag while putting that on. I said this one's for Team USA.
You owe me beer. On another note, I made out with the ups guy at work today ....
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
What happened last night? I'm too scared to get out of bed and see the destruction.
First of all, check to see if that naked guy is still alive. He didn't look to be breathing when I left
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
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