is it a bad sign that i now think of my run-ins with cops as "skill building seminars"?
um, yeah. i think it is.
Having kids is risky. They might end up weird.
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
just when i thought we would make it home without incident he tried to walk a police dog
He bought me shots at the bar as his way of of paying me back for Plan B
Semen is not good for contacts.
She is high at the bar - she thinks the bottle of frangelico is aunt jemima telling her to stop doing drugs.
he told me i smelled like babies and pine needles and he wanted to bathe with me. new boyfriend is not a keeper
I just learned my tits were fire resistant. I should join the freakin circus
Went outside and he was playing rock paper scissors with a cop over a drunk in public ticket.
She's opening her family birthday cards at the bar. So we can pay our tab. Bitches wrote checks :(
I just did the walk of shame in monkey slippers in the snow
Teach me the song of your people
Doesn't matter if you work at a funeral home. If the boss says get a keg, you get a keg.
You pee in parking lots....i drive home naked.....thats the american dream i was promised
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