this will be a night to untag.
I just realized i came back home with my lei that one night. How do i forget my bra but remember my lei?
I drunkenly asked a stripper to join our volleyball team.
I feel like I'm taking part in a surprise porno. At least my hair looked good.
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You were sitting in the middle of the floor spewing vodka at people proclaiming "I a whale". That drunk.
i just had to pick up my 18 year old cousin from the police station for hosting a party, and i had to do this stoned wow
Tony's mom to him at breakfast: "I found the shirt you wore last night in the bushes this morning."
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
Wish me luck. My vagina needs it.
May his noodley appendage touch you.
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I should get an "I gave blood today" type of sticker, but instead it would say "I went balls deep today"
He called me dainty, then fucked me like the Viking God he is.
The good news is I woke up fully clothed, on top of my covers, with a half eaten granola bar. So, breakfast was waiting for me and I’m already dressed and ready to go today.
Pretty sure I got at least one girl to question her sexuality at the Christmas party last night
Apparently someone was hiding in a storm drain dressed as Pennywise from it and offering passersby free penis enlargement pills.
shit... I double booked my fuck buddies
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