You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
Are you trying to threaten my boobs?
I think my tv knows when im high and tells taco bell
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
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Does it make me a prostitute if I accepted a Life House concert ticket for giving this guy head?
No. It just means your good at giving head.
you were passed out snoring, face down with all your clothes still on and 20 minutes later you sat up and said "FUCK YES" and then passed out again.
I took a shit in your bathtub. Nothings off limits
Stop inviting me to your birth control calender reminders...my job is to test its effectiveness, not know its schedule
Lmao sorry
It's like the blind leading the senile over here.
UPDATE: shit just got real- grandma is threatening to beat grandpa with a wooden spoon covered in chili.
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This is the fourth day in a row I've walked outside in the same pajamas. I think the neighbors have finally given up on judging me.
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
It all started because he put my damn phone in his pants. By his crotch nonetheless.
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
Omg you can't vacuum salsa that's just ridiculous
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
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