Bea Arthur died yesterday
You shut your stupid mouth
Betty White is next, I just know it.
Betty White will never die! She's like Dick Clark. Rue McCalahan is next.
I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
he bonged a 1/5 of jack and came back an hour later blacked out with a legitimate chicago firemans helmet
Hes still not moving. At what point does 'hungover' become 'hospital-time?'
I'm sad your dog died... Her name is my stripper name.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
When one is stoned and browsing online dating profiles all men sound like serial killers.
How do I enter a double puke and rally into my calorie counter?
No celebraish? But today's the day that Jesus, Bruce Springsteen, and a flock of bald eagles came down from the heavens in fighter jets with electric guitars and M-16s a blazon, saying "Hey America, fuck the Red Coats, it's time to party"
Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
i think ive reached a prime reproductive point in my life or somethin- i see gingers and all i want to do is have their babies. like my body knows that i have a to carry on a legacy
I woke up to a stripper (who added me on Facebook) messaging me reminding me to cancel my card if I can't find it
His face matches his life choices. Both are train wrecks.
Did we do drunk science last night? There's tequila in the test tubes...
I just wanna inform you guys that the first pregnancy scare of 2016 is over...
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