I might come over and watch a movie but I can't spend the night. my parents would wonder where i was
you're 26.
i found a dude playing guitar on the portapotty
Haha Tomato, Tomato. That doesn't work very well via text message.
Apparently i was peeing on things and marking my territory. I broke their light socket too. Needless to say im banned from their apartment.
There's nothing like puking in the airport on the way TO Vegas. Something tells me i pregamed a little too hard.
Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
I love our strategizing... I wish we used the same passion for planning our lives and future that we use for planning our drunken escapades... We would both be doctors by now, I swear
My makeup looks extraordinary for nine tequila shots, running four blocks, falling asleep with my face in the toilet, and doing the walk of shame across campus in the rain. And to think I'm single.
One of the guys I danced with wanted to give me his number so I convinced him I had a photographic memory and that I would remember it.
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
I'm dressed in all sequins still at 9:30 in the morning and the worst part is that I actually still fit in in Vegas
Wait I'm all alone with a guy and his turtle
when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
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