...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
Well today was Thanksgiving Anti-Miracle Daydrinkathon so I had to be drunk by 2pm
Her exstacy made her nickname everyone David. Nobody knows who the fuck she's talking to so we just say no to everything she says. She's crying.
oh no, don't get me wrong.. she IS really pretty. If you are in to horses or Sarah Jessica Parker.
So apparently nutella and chocolate body paint aren't actually the same thing.
At Walgreens. I'm getting condoms and a bottle of water so that I'm not "just getting condoms". I don't think I'm fooling anyone though.
I passed out with the lights and tv on woke up at 4am SO confused and covered in goldfish so I ate them and went back to bed.. fuck xanax
He referred to our sex as "an Olympic event." My tits are bruised.
I'm only texting you this bc god forbid circumstances change when you wake up but currently santa is asleep on top of the washer and dryer.
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
No I'm not lying to you. I'm just not telling you the whole story. There's a massive difference.
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
THREE MINUTES! THREE MINUTES PAST MIDNIGHT I STSRT HEARING CHRISTMAS MUSIC ON THE OVERHEAD PA SYSTEM!!!
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