i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
I just saw a 3 year old try to break out of a daycare by driving a big wheel at full speed into a metal gate. Today is going to be epic.
I know we didn't hook up because i was still wearing my fanny pack in the morning
I really need to find better places to throw up. I would like to be able to use the bathroom sink the next morning for brushing my teeth
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
Don't ask how or why, but I think the 775 on the inside of my lip is permanent
Attn every girl I've slept with in the past 26 years of my life. One of you cunts gave me herpes. This is the 4th of 5 group MMS. That's right. It's in the 50s. There are two girls I don't have #s for. One was on a cruise and the other was a prostitute in Amsterdam. So which of you has herpes?
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
When a guy wants to eat something off you and then comes back with microwaved strudel and custard, back the fuck out. I have apple-chunk burns on my tits.
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
Naked snow angels was a very bad idea. My vag is now frozen shut.
You kidnapped her dog. I don't care that you and the dog are epic bros, that's just not cool. Return him.
Um so I might have accidentally on accident maybe blew up the bottom half of your truck...
Can I use your boat
Also, what’s the deal with international water? Do they have signs out there like a city does or do I need a map?
WTH is going on? It’s the middle of the night
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