Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
First thing she said after sex was.. are you baptised by chance?
I considered driving home in his mom's bathrobe until i realized i'd have to stop to buy cigarettes
he just put it in my mouth and said "go"
absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
I have left a significant number of teethmarks in my prhone. My mouth tastes like tequila and cheddar. Tomorrow already feels fun.
i cant belive i got a ticket! i know what his dick tastes like!
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
My public calorie counter app is pretty much just a cry for help.
So this tall girl jumped in our cab and I was like hey I have pics of u on my phone. It wasn't creepy at all
Looks like a took a video of myself beating off and passed out last night. I'm classy.
I decided taking Molly and seeing Birdman seemed like a wise life choice.
I woke up covered in thousand island dressing. I need answers.
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
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