i literally forgot his name and just started calling him "waffles"
i just opened up my bathroom cabinet to get deodorant and found 4 bottles of natty. Its like the world wants me to miss this interview
It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
I was still in a towel. We hadn't even started drinking yet and the champagne bottle dropped and exploded literally up into my vagina.
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
"The juvenile turned and faced the officer, unzipped his pants, placed a fresh cigarette in between his legs and preceded to light it with a match"
He says he won't get serious until he screws an Asian and a virgin. I should just place an ad on Craig's List
Wanted: female 18-24 of Asian or partial Asian descent to fuck my ginger boyfriend. Must be willing and able to fake virginity. No emotional connection needed, just sex, just once. Further contact post sex not needed (or particularly desired)
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
I woke up this morning with a sharpie tramp stamp. Pretty sure it's a picture of a squirrel.
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
I have never thoroughly inspected the geometry of my nipples until now. How do I fix this?
We just had sex in the shed while having a conversation about cheeseburgers...so that's how my day is going
I don't know who he was but he was covered up with a shower curtain and ate a whole bottle of tums
In other news there's 12 shirtless Korean dudes all trying to jump on a tiny little trampoline so that's entertaining
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