I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
i dont have any money that hasnt already been designated for cigarettes and birth control
you know that annoying kid in my psych class? accidentally hit him in the face with a door today. perfect end to the semester.
Well that wasnt the exboyfriend i expected to hook up with today
Something smells like weed and I think it might be my mascara. Come sniff my eyes
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
first party of the semester tomorrow. thinking of wearing a huge sign that says "my summer was good" to avoid the 67 questions and get straight to drinking
Fastest way to get judgmental looks on a Sunday morning: wear sunglasses inside carrying a case of beer and thin mints at the grocery store. May or may not have ran into the glass door.
Gotta love Minnesota
I ended up at home with a random bird sculpture and flowers
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
Buying a new pipe this morning, and setting up career plans this afternoon. It's called balance
i've got three words. i. was. spanked.
Honestly, if you don't have a lawsuit pending against you by this time tomorrow, I'll be impressed.
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