do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
You came in at two thirty, wearing your underwear and a tie then asked where you could find a sombrero and a pair of stilletos that would fit your men's size thirteen feet.
God you better not be texting me after just having sex with someone from craigslist
a search helicopter?!
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its preseason football. its like non alcoholic beer. who gives a fuck
she wanted to watch hairspray while we fucked. she's obviously your kinda girl, dude.
She was sitting there stuffing her face rubbing my back with a dorito cheese filled hand while eating something else with the other hand as I was crying.
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
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And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
Need your help. Dad's drunk and trying to build a still in the basement.
NM he's asleep in a pile of towels. They need to ease people back into Hockey Night in Canada.
There was nowhere else for me to go. I'm like the island of misfit toys but I'm hot.
is telling someone you can be his trophy wife the same as proposing?
I just want to be like "i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it"
Listen all I know is that mistakes were made and she stole the car and drove half an hour for food at 4 am
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